Shit No One Cares About

schmallison:

quirkyurl:

schmallison:

I wish I didn’t get such a horrible, crushing sense of loneliness every time Jessica goes to bed early. :C

Allison talks about being a twin. It’s boring. 

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Hey. So, I hope you won’t find this offensive, but I found that kind of fascinating.

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Nick Nick NickNickNickNick NICK, I love you! No offense taken, none at all, I’m really flattered you found such ramblings fascinating. :’D

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I had a couple thoughts about this myself

Aside from joking about how I know ALL ABOUT TWINS and how you two aren’t real people, I like to keep my mouth shut about these things, because being a twin isn’t something I’ve ever experienced and I don’t want to say the wrong thing or ask the wrong questions. Because what Nick said. I don’t want to tell you who you are, because I’ve gone through that my whole life. When me and Pat were having our facetious THIS IS HOW TWINS ARE discussion on Facebook, I actually wondered if it was something you’d gone through. Being told who you are and all that. Is being genetically identical to someone so absurd that people have to analyze it and label and define every aspect of it? That seems almost discriminatory - to lump all sets of twins in the same. And these are the same people saying that every person and every situation is different.

That’s about the extent of what I’ve thought about it. Aside from realizing the obvious, oh, hey, they’re twins, I’ve never really thought of you guys as… well, twins. I was wondering - does that bother you? Sometimes I feel like I’m belittling an important aspect of your life by not considering it more. You guys seem like a package deal to me because you’re close friends and sisters, not because you’re twins. And when I immediately thought “I SHOULD ASK ALLISON TO COME WITH ME TO THE BW PREMIERE”, it was because I thought of you, not because I prefer you over Jessica or pick a favorite twin or feel like I have to evenly divide attention among you and next time maybe ask Jess instead because that’s dumb. Is that a good thing? HERP AM I DOIN DIS RITE

For the record, if I ever congratulate both of you when you’ve accomplished different things, it’s because it’s you’re both amazing, successful, inspirational people, and because going to both of you individually takes longer and FUCK THAT I’m lazy and shit.

So uh yeah

…Sorry if I’m dumb. :U